senator jeff bingaman give it up. thank you, senator. >> thank you. [cheers and applause] >> stephen: dwoam back, everybody. thank you so much. [cheers and applause] folks, i spent the entire first act talking about myself, but not all the news is that hard-hitting. for instance, yesterday, this is what everyone was covering: a monkey loose in a fur coat loose at ikea. note to the media: a monkey at ikea is not news. [ laughter ] a monkey building the "fjell" four-drawer chest with no dowels leftover -- that's news. [ laughter ] s. [ applause ] so what's a pundit with no juicy stories to get angry about supposed to do? luckily, the folks over at fox news are always prepared to smash the glass and pull out the emergency muslims. [ laughter ] >> the ground zero mosque was supposed to be a cultural center, remember? >> turns out it's an empty space with no community programs dozen of worshipers gather at the site for prayer services. >> it is all pray and no play. >> it's all pray and no play. >> it turns out we may have been lied to. >> you could call t